Getting into heaven

[Dave5N]

Did he want you for a sunbeam too?

Hope not. Never did trust Wolverhampton folk.

 

[zacklaws]

So I should risk the nose job?

Just get someone to put a stick in your front wheel when your going downhill fast, then when you get your nose job, die, and face Saint Peter at the pearly gates, you can tell him that you fell off your bike and landed on your sneck and the reason was not for cosmetic purposes.

He may let you in on the condition, that you remove it, and when you do, make sure you deposit it in the blue recycling bin for plastic next to the gates, or should it be the green one?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Religion?? pah!! It seems to me you might as well worship Harry Potter for all the good it'll do you!

However, I await to find out if I'm wrong when the texting lorry driver of doom steers his juggernaught of fate in to me on my bike, and the blonde bimbo of destiny texts him back to say that she's run with the milkman.

 

[Vikeonabike]

I read the travel reports and heaven seems a little quiet for me. I'm booked in with some bloke called ODIN who has promised first class travel with someone called Valery and BBQ and as much beer, and shagging as I can handle!

 

[byegad]

Are you sure its Odin and not Onan?

 

[Crankarm]

Sinners go to Heaven, goodie two shoes go to Hell. Otherwise what would be the point as the two would be interminally boring?