........could it be a spirit from last night......
No.
........could it be a spirit from last night......
Most people fart. Drago flatulates.![]()
He’s a little more refined.......
yeah... but someone should tell him farts are not supposed to have lumps in them
Flatulatery will get you nowhereMuch the same effect as my Y fronts creaking when I flatulate.

Did you mean crottes?They're, erm, croutons.
Were they running in the direction of the bins outside the kebab shop next door, perchance?
Spirits (or beer) for meSpirits, please, ideally vodka. There's no such thing as ghosts.

) I know it is utterly ludicrous and it never stops me doing anything, I go hillwalking by myself at night, stayed in remote bothies by myself, camped in wild places but sometimes these daft thoughts try to get to the surface.
quite funny really[/QUOTE]