perplexed
Guru
I woke up on the armchair this morning (actually yesterday morning now).
'Oh, how did I get here?? I must have been pretty drunk, I don't remember a thing, not even getting home!'.
Later
'Urrgghh!! What has happened to my arms and shoulders? They are pretty sore!!'.
I spent half the day in bed 'recovering'.
I still don't know what the heck I've done to my arms and shoulders, but it feels muscular anyway.
Best pop down the chemist for a pregnancy testing kit just to be on the safe side...