I was just at the toilet there and suddenly remembered something that happened this morning.
Now, as I've said earlier in this thread, I have half my bowel missing, so I have a Stoma bag instead. Well, on waking up this morning, the bag was full of the proverbial and lots of wind. This meant it was like a Zeppelin and would need emptied ASAP.
So off I go to the toilet and go to open it, but for some strange reason, I thought it was much more solid than it actually was. Unfortunatelly, I inadvertantly must have pressed it as the next thing I knew, there was a massive
JET of sh*t flying into the air and landing over myself and the floor. It went EVERYWHERE!


Luckily the floor was tiled.
