Go faster stripes

[JasonHolder]

Dont you just wish you were as fast as you tan denotes you should be?

Warning*graphic images of belly buttons and muffin tops

 

[Hacienda71]

Cyclist tan needs glove lines as well.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Your grouting needs doing

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Cyclist tan needs glove lines as well.

And helmet strap lines on the face.

Or is that just me?

 

[Fab Foodie]

And helmet strap lines on the face.

Noooooooooo.....

 

[mattobrien]

That looks like bordering on sun burn, so perhaps some sun block rather than arm warmers.

 

[cardiac case]

Us welders should be positively jet propelled then.

I've always got a burn, sorry tan somewhere or other.

 

[cyberknight]

Looks like a bit of a gut , no wonder he needs lots of base miles

 

[MikeG]

Sunburn & skin cancer.

One blistering sunburn in childhood or adolescence more than doubles a person's chances of developing melanoma later in life. A person's risk for melanoma also doubles if he or she has had five or more sunburns at any age.

 

[vickster]

Looks like a bit of a gut , no wonder he needs lots of base miles

Be all that sugar he eats

 

[MikeG]

This is a poll?

And with a choice which is an almost perfect example of a false dichotomy. Where's the "apply sun screen" option..........you know, the option that everyone would take first?

 

[vickster]

Especially as the OP is evidently very fair skinned! Ah the invincibility of teenagers

 

[Cuchilo]

Im not a teenager and im invincible .



Apart from my knees


and back .........

 

[cyberknight]

Be all THOSE BANANNAS he eats

 

[Dave 123]

Muffin top.......