Going to the furniture sales this morning were.......

[betty swollocks]

........ Mr & Mrs Drawers and their son Chester, closely followed by the Dardlamp family including the son, Stan.

Carry on please.

 

[betty swollocks]

Mr Roomsuite and son Arthur, were on the search for tiles.

 

[Speicher]

So far I have not to buy any new lounge furniture.

Might visit the new bedding shop, Du they sell quilt covers?

 

[Speicher]

Mrs Ance and her daughter Val are also looking for new bedding. They went with their friend Diane Vanne.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Mr and Mrs Bilephone were looking for a new telephony device for their travelling daughter Mo....

 

[Speicher]

Fab Foodie went to a Mammoth sale, and came home with a woolly and two pachyderms.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Mrs Ward went there to buy a gown but she had to make do with a Ward robe.

 

[classic33]

James Bond broke wind whilst laying on the bed.
He blew his cover.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

James Bond broke wind whilst laying on the bed.
He blew his cover.

And I thought it was curtains for this thread....

 

[Speicher]

And I thought it was curtains for this thread....

You are hooked now!

Did you think we had com pleated all the curtain jokes?

 

[classic33]

You are hooked now!

Did you think we had com pleated all the curtain jokes?

It's PhillySOFAcal really.

 

[Speicher]

It's PhillySOFAcal really.

A sofa and matching chairs?
Are you talking about the set he bought?

 

[classic33]

A sofa and matching chairs?
Are you talking about the set he bought?

Possibly, from Paddy O?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

A sofa and matching chairs?
Are you talking about the set he bought?

How should I couch this...are we talking Suite Dreams?

 

[Speicher]

So far, so good!