Going to the furniture sales this morning were.......

[classic33]

My three legged chair has been stoolen!

 

[classic33]

And I thought it was curtains for this thread...

You are hooked now!

Did you think we had com pleated all the curtain jokes?

The pair of you, just put yourselves together.

 

[mistyoptic]

Occasional tables.

what are they the rest of the time?

 

[mistyoptic]

In the DIY shop, I saw Mr & Mrs D’iator and their son Ray

 

[Fab Foodie]

Mr and Mrs Nasium have been down the leisure centre to meet their son Jim....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Meanwhile, sadder news at the hospital where Mr and Mrs Bymouth are vising their sick son Neil....

 

[All uphill]

Mr and Mr Ingtaste have just gone to DFS to buy a sofa with their son A. Paul

 

[Speicher]

Mr and Mrs Nasium have been down the leisure centre to meet their son Jim....

They are supposed to be going to the furniture sales!

 

[All uphill]

Meanwhile Mrs and Mr Meanour bought a display unit for their daughter Miss Dee

 

[All uphill]

Meanwhile Mr and Mrs Sin bought a blue and orange couch for their religious son, Cardinal.

 

[StuAff]

ISIHAC where this thread is going…

 

[Speicher]

Mr Ché Moi bought an unusual sofa and now it is in Ché's loungue.

 

[All uphill]

I have to stop now or Sunday will vanish and I'll be lying in bed tonight thinking up more terrible jokes

 

[PK99]

....Mr & Mrs Sogood who have made a good start at the furniture sales with their daughter Sofa.

EDIT : While there they happened to bump into their Bulgarian cousin, Never Addit

 

[Fab Foodie]

They are supposed to be going to the furniture sales!

Their son's ill!