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Good chat up lines

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by longers, 10 Sep 2007.

  1. longers

    longers Veteran

    I got "the eye" from someone tonight. Very nice. Seen her on a bike too.:blush:

    I need some tips on how to break the ice next time we meet. I've been out of the loop for a while and not so big on confidence for a long time.

    Gentlemen of the world - I need your advice.


    Thinking about it advice from ladies would probably be more use.
     
  2. Big Bren

    Big Bren New Member

    Location:
    Yorkshire
    "Hello, I'm Longers."

    Bren
     
  3. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    Judging from your avatar I reckon mention of having a wet nose, a long tongue and whiskers to tickle the inner thighs may go down well (if you'll pardon the expression :ohmy::blush::blush:)
     
  4. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    have you seen a polar bear anywhere?

    no…

    i just needed something to break the ice
     
  5. bof

    bof Senior member. Oi! Less of the senior please

    Location:
    The world
    "Can I be your saddle?" Maybe not
     
  6. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    'Er, I think your bottom bracket could do with some lubricating!' :blush:
    Or simply ask her if she likes lycra!

    Bon chance, or should that be 'fat chance'!
    Failing that, just be yourself. You'll be OK. :ohmy:
     
  7. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    "I've been admiring your hubs for a while now...."
     
  8. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Location:
    Yarm, Cleveland
    What colour is your toothbrush?

    Really ....gets em thinking then laughing ....you have your starter for ten.
     
  9. Cab

    Cab New Member

    Location:
    Cambridge
    Just introduce yourself to her, ask her name, and ask her out.
     
  10. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    Not "probably" it's certainly.

    Men will suggest lines such as "I've got a party in my pants - would you like to join it." :blush: This latter line won a magazine competition and the judge of the competition was sent to a party to try it out.
     
  11. Tim Bennet.

    Tim Bennet. Entirely Average Member

    Location:
    S of Kendal
    You might get some insight into the workings of a women's mind by recalling the interview between Mrs Merton and Debbie McGee:

    "So Debbie, what was it exactly that first attracted you to the multimillionaire Paul Daniels?"
     
  12. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    No it wouldn't. The women will lie, coming out with some pile of romantic garbage from a Mills and Boon novel that they like to think they would love to hear, but would actually laugh at in reality.

    "Fancy a shag" is direct and to the point, leaves no room for doubt and marks you down as the sort of strong, direct and masterful type women love. If she says no she's either a lesbian or you're an ugly obnoxious retard and you're wasting your time anyway.
     
  13. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    "Hi there. Meat to please you ... er sorry, pleased to meet you".
    :blush:
     
  14. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    As well as being subtle by Fishguard standards. :blush:
     
  15. Slim

    Slim Über Member

    Location:
    Plough Lane
    I'm sure there's a bit in the film Tootsie where (dressed as Tootsie) he meets a woman who gives him the line about wanting to meet a man who would be direct, tell her he found her attractive and suggest they went back to her place. Later he bumps into her at a party (this time he's dressed in his usual clothes). He tells her he finds her attractive and would like to make love to her. Naturally she throws her drink over him.