Good chat up lines

[longers]

I got "the eye" from someone tonight. Very nice. Seen her on a bike too.

I need some tips on how to break the ice next time we meet. I've been out of the loop for a while and not so big on confidence for a long time.

Gentlemen of the world - I need your advice.


Thinking about it advice from ladies would probably be more use.

 

[Big Bren]

I need some tips on how to break the ice next time we meet.

"Hello, I'm Longers."

Bren

 

[Noodley]

Judging from your avatar I reckon mention of having a wet nose, a long tongue and whiskers to tickle the inner thighs may go down well (if you'll pardon the expression )

 

[alecstilleyedye]

have you seen a polar bear anywhere?

no…

i just needed something to break the ice

 

[bof]

"Can I be your saddle?" Maybe not

 

[Dayvo]

'Er, I think your bottom bracket could do with some lubricating!'
Or simply ask her if she likes lycra!

Bon chance, or should that be 'fat chance'!
Failing that, just be yourself. You'll be OK.

 

[Fnaar]

"I've been admiring your hubs for a while now...."

 

[got-to-get-fit]

What colour is your toothbrush?

Really ....gets em thinking then laughing ....you have your starter for ten.

 

[Cab]

Just introduce yourself to her, ask her name, and ask her out.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

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Thinking about it advice from ladies would probably be more use.

Not "probably" it's certainly.

Men will suggest lines such as "I've got a party in my pants - would you like to join it." This latter line won a magazine competition and the judge of the competition was sent to a party to try it out.

 

[Tim Bennet.]

You might get some insight into the workings of a women's mind by recalling the interview between Mrs Merton and Debbie McGee:

"So Debbie, what was it exactly that first attracted you to the multimillionaire Paul Daniels?"

 

[Smokin Joe]

Thinking about it advice from ladies would probably be more use.

No it wouldn't. The women will lie, coming out with some pile of romantic garbage from a Mills and Boon novel that they like to think they would love to hear, but would actually laugh at in reality.

"Fancy a shag" is direct and to the point, leaves no room for doubt and marks you down as the sort of strong, direct and masterful type women love. If she says no she's either a lesbian or you're an ugly obnoxious retard and you're wasting your time anyway.

 

[Fnaar]

"Hi there. Meat to please you ... er sorry, pleased to meet you".

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

No it wouldn't. The women will lie, coming out with some pile of romantic garbage from a Mills and Boon novel that they like to think they would love to hear, but would actually laugh at in reality.

"Fancy a shag" is direct and to the point, leaves no room for doubt and marks you down as the sort of strong, direct and masterful type women love..

As well as being subtle by Fishguard standards.

 

[Slim]

No it wouldn't. The women will lie, coming out with some pile of romantic garbage from a Mills and Boon novel that they like to think they would love to hear, but would actually laugh at in reality.

I'm sure there's a bit in the film Tootsie where (dressed as Tootsie) he meets a woman who gives him the line about wanting to meet a man who would be direct, tell her he found her attractive and suggest they went back to her place. Later he bumps into her at a party (this time he's dressed in his usual clothes). He tells her he finds her attractive and would like to make love to her. Naturally she throws her drink over him.