Good job parents arent here!!

[very-near]

Or you mean, whats the chance of them not getting off the Caravan Club site, where they are on hard standing and theres a tarmaced 'road' around the site?
Very little.
They have even got off when its been snowy you know Linf.
And guess what Linf, the caravan can move on its own without anyone touching it, its remote controlled aswell!!!!!!

Those motorised jockey wheels are for pussies, old farts, and for people who haven't yet mastered the skill of reversing with a trailer. Real men just put their back into it

Touring caravans - I'd rather make a pyre out of my holiday budget each year for the devaluation they suffer.

 

[Joe24]

Those motorised jockey wheels are for pussies, old farts, and for people who haven't yet mastered the skill of reversing with a trailer. Real men just put their back into it

Touring caravans - I'd rather make a pyre out of my holiday budget each year for the devaluation they suffer.

Linf, my dad drives a truck, he can reverse it.
But, in some spaces where you have to push the van in nose first, you can reverse it in can you Linf, or in the compound, not allowed to be reversed in.
2 old-ish people(my dad is 54, or 55), actually 1 because my mum cant, pushing in a caravn that weighs 1500kg, no.
Oh, and the drive is on the wheels, not the jockey wheel
This is the proper one, press a button and it engages onto the wheels, press another button and it moves
Linf, my dad drives and reverses thigns bigger then what you do with your light weight horse trailor and poncy 4x4.
Whats your job anyway linf? Drive around inspecting horses?

 

[very-near]

Linf, my dad drives a truck, he can reverse it.
But, in some spaces where you have to push the van in nose first, you can reverse it in can you Linf, or in the compound, not allowed to be reversed in.
2 old-ish people(my dad is 54, or 55), actually 1 because my mum cant, pushing in a caravn that weighs 1500kg, no.
Oh, and the drive is on the wheels, not the jockey wheel
This is the proper one, press a button and it engages onto the wheels, press another button and it moves
Linf, my dad drives and reverses thigns bigger then what you do with your light weight horse trailor and poncy 4x4.
Whats your job anyway linf? Drive around inspecting horses?

What a load of crap. Who ever heard of a caravan site which demanded that the caravanner have to unhitch their vans and manhandle them nose first onto a pitch

If I had to drive a lorry for a living at the age of 55, I'd honestly think I'd have shoot out on the career stakes.

 

[Joe24]

What a load of crap. Who ever heard of a caravan site which demanded that the caravanner have to unhitch their vans and manhandle them nose first onto a pitch

If I had to drive a lorry for a living at the age of 55, I'd honestly think I'd have shoot out on the career stakes.

In Germany Linf
The doors are on the other side of the caravan there you know.

Whats wrong with being a lorry driver?
Oh, is it true i heard you are a vet?

 

[Crackle]

If I had to drive a lorry for a living at the age of 55, I'd honestly think I'd have shoot out on the career stakes.

You've certainly sh!t out on the personality and intelligence stakes.

 

[Noodley]

If I had to drive a lorry for a living at the age of 55, I'd honestly think I'd have shoot out on the career stakes.

Linf, that, IMO, is a f***ing awful thing to say.



Seriously. You are a cock.

 

[Joe24]

Oh, see the nose first in the pic linf?

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There was a guy in the tent infront of us, and another caravan either side of the tent.

 

[ufkacbln]

You are obviusy not a Student!


All of this is normal for students - part of the University experience!

 

[dan_bo]

If I had to drive a lorry for a living at the age of 55, I'd honestly think I'd have shoot out on the career stakes.

Never mind awful, that is a small minded, petty, nouveau-riche thatcherite cock thing to say.

Linf, you're a ponce.

 

[Jane Smart]

Hahaha Joe you are funny. How is the grill looking this morning?

I can vouch for that oven pride stuff, being an old person and a boring housewife it is great!



Oh and for the record, we have a touring caravan, love it! Going to put a bike rack on it next time it goes in for a service

 

[dan_bo]

Joe, when are you putting your adress on facebook so me and 40,000 other nobheads can come round to yours once a fortnight and trash the gaff?

 

[Mr Pig]

Good news is that the smell probably will not go away. The greasy smoke will get onto all of the surfaces and textiles in the kitchen and smell for months! You will 'think' it has gone away because you will get used to it. Then your parents will get home and go ape shoot! ;0)

I had mates who's parents went to their caravan in Pitlochry every weekend. It was good :0)

 

[very-near]

In Germany Linf
The doors are on the other side of the caravan there you know.

Whats wrong with being a lorry driver?
Oh, is it true i heard you are a vet?

Nothing if that is what you want to do with your life but not for me. I did a bit of driving (7.5 tonne) for an agency years ago and it was mind numbing to say the least. Maybe if it involved moving special loads, but not just transporting rubber dog shoot around the country every day.

Towing a caravan after driving all day would be like doing a bus mans holiday.

Vets have one of the highest rates of suicide amongst any group of people. WTF would I want to be a vet

 

[dan_bo]

Snotty twat

 

[very-near]

Snotty twat

I've worked in McDonalds (on litter patrols), cleaned drains, worked as a removal man, & worked in petrol stations amongst other things.

I've never been afraid to get my hands dirty. It was pumping fuel for other people (filling their cars, not sat behind a till) which made me want to better my self.

Did I want to be doing that in my 50's, no I didn't.

Sorry if my honesty offends you.