Good Luck

[montage]

To those of you collecting results

 

[ComedyPilot]

DNA, Lie Detector, Fish tank PH balance?

 

[Noodley]

Sperm test?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Clear Blue?

 

[Noodley]

Maybe one after the other?

 

[ComedyPilot]

IQ test?

Driving licence theory test?

 

[Joe24]

Anyone want to buy any of my sperm?
You could have kids that are sort of like me!

 

[ComedyPilot]

£10 is the going rate at the 'clinic' Joe.

Get yourself down there my man, nurses 'help' you do it too (so I am told)

 

[Joe24]

£10 is the going rate at the 'clinic' Joe.

Get yourself down there my man, nurses 'help' you do it too (so I am told)

Easy money, but the thing i dont fancy is having to give a load of information and then have the chance of some person finding me in later life and saying that their mother had my sperm put in them with a turkey baster.
My uncle did it when he was in uni, so he could have kids out there that he doesnt really know about.

 

[Joe24]

I thought about doing some medical science stuff, you know, them using my body for it, but my GF moaned at me for that thought.
Closest i got was an offer from a uni student to be part of their experiment, no money though!

 

[Joe24]

Are you 18 or older? Then have a nose at GSK they were asking for people for medical research on the radio the other day...

edit: Good luck to those who are collecting their a-level results today: ILB, Radius, Joe and Kovu?

Coming up to 18 in September.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Coming up to 18 in September.

So you're 17 is the correct answer.

Clever little ruse with the 18 in September bit, but we saw through it.

 

[Joe24]

So you're 17 is the correct answer.

Clever little ruse with the 18 in September bit, but we saw through it.

Alright then, im 17 and so many months.
(due to my crapnes, i cant work out my age in days and months aswell)

 

[Noodley]

You could have kids that are sort of like me!

<shudders> <shudders>

 

[Joe24]

<shudders> <shudders>

If anyone has daughters or even their wives that they want me to impregnate..............
(oh, and charge depends how they look)