Got fired from my job today.

[Speicher]

I was working on a oil rig, but knew that redundancies were in the pipeline.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I used to work on a submarine but I knew deep down it wasn't for me.

 

[Dayvo]

I have unbalanced relatives and tried to help them but had to stop my giddy aunt.

 

[TVC]

I used to have a circus act as the Invisible Man, but people saw right through me.

 

[Dayvo]

I used to asphalt motorways, but once I had to do a cul-de-sac and it was the end of the road for me.