Got fired from my job today.

[Speicher]

I used to be a Squash instructor at the local Leisure Centre. I was unfairly dismissed, took it to a tribunal but settled out of court.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I was in Pink Floyd before they went to The Wall

 

[tyred]

I used to work for a soap manufacturer but the bubbles bust.

 

[Brahan]

I used to work in circumcision, but one day I missed and got the sack.

 

[slowmotion]

Don't tell me, you received a volley of abuse, and you have no wish to return. You are now searching the net for another job.

Pure class!

 

[Slim]

I was a sewerage farm worker for a bit. But I was shoot at it.

Were you just going through the motions??

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to be a building inspector, but I was shown the door.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to work in a clap clinic, but I had a medical discharge.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to be a probate investigator, but I hit too many dead ends.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Have we flogged this one to death yet, or should we flog it a bit more?

 

[Scoosh]

I used to work in a car factory, but I was given the boot.

That's a coincidence, I used to work for Kwit-Fit but got a bit tyred of it.

 

[slowmotion]

Have we flogged this one to death yet, or should we flog it a bit more?

I used to be a funeral director but I got board stiff

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to be a lawyer, but I spent too much time in the bar.

 

[slowmotion]

I used to make fruit smoothies but they went into liquidation.

 

[Dayvo]

I studied theology and had aspirations on becoming a Bishop, and I was a good student, but I had to give it up for heaven's sake!