Got fired from my job today.

[threebikesmcginty]

I used to be a weather man, but I was subjected to summery dismissal.

 

[Theseus]

I used to work in the fuel industry, but I was subjected to summary diesel.

 

[Fnaar]

I was a priest, but I got arrested for having an illicit communion

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I used to be a potter - I did the firing

 

[ChrisKH]

I used to be a guard at the Bangkok Hilton and I did the firing monthly.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to work for the FA, but I was fired for whistle blowing.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to work for the civil service, but I couldn't take the abuse.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to be a solicitor for a lingerie firm, but they didn't like my briefs.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to be an apple peeler, but they said they wanted to concentrate on their core business.

 

[tyred]

I used to be in a band but they got rid of me. Apparently I was blowing my own trumpet too much.

 

[tyred]

I used to work for a magician but he kept making my paycheques disappear in a puff of smoke.

 

[slowmotion]

I used to be a vacuum cleaner salesman. It sucked.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to be a groundsman, but I was put on gardening leave.

 

[PaulB]

I used to play guitar for the Rolling Stones but I left because I couldn't get no satisfaction.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I used to work in the sardine factory - I had to pack it in