I lost my job as a refuse collector when they told me my work stank.
I tried being a professional dog walker, but it didn't lead anywhere.
My job in the shipyard was riveting at first but that's all under the bridge now.
And then I had a try out at the beauty salon giving massages. Unfortunately I made a bit of a mess there. I don't really think it was my fault though, because they told me to finish off on her face........