Got fired from my job today.

[threebikesmcginty]

I used to be a window cleaner but I gave it up when I realised there was never any chance of promotion - I'd got to the top of the ladder.

Could someone ask me to stop please.

 

[Fnaar]

I used to install glass ceilings but etc zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I used to be in the tiolet paper business - but the bottom fell out of it.

 

[Archie_tect]

Got my son a job as a concierge for a London hotel. He got in on the ground floor and worked his way up....

 

[Slowgrind]

I had a job as a Special "K" salesman but the Bottom Fell Out Of My World coz The World Fell Out Of My ...................!!!!!!!

 

[Paulus]

I got fired from being an airline pilot, they said I had my head in the clouds.

 

[tyred]

I used to work for Harry Corry but the curtain fell on my career.

 

[Scoosh]

** A hippy thought working on the oil rigs was a fabulous job:
- there was a Pusher on each shift
- the joints were 30ft long
- they were always tripping in and out
- and they sometimes dropped acid



** oil field hands will understand this one (and have probably heard it too )

 

[Scoosh]

I used to be a driller on the rigs - but it was too boring

 

[Scoosh]

I used to be a diver - but the only way to go was down

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to work as a liposuctionist, but they said they needed to trim the fat.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to work as a tree surgeon, but they wanted to get rid of some dead wood.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to be a trapeze artist, but they had to let me go.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to be a public executioner, but I was a victim of a head count.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I used to be a mannequin dresser, but I was fired for fiddling the figures.