Great things that Yorkshire has given the world...

[perplexed]

Warning - Not safe for @Markymark

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/art...9s/eight-things-yorkshire-has-given-the-world

No need to thank us...

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

They've also perfected insecurity and the need to speak about how great they are

 

[Accy cyclist]

Being a bit too er,friendly with one's close relatives.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uTALssbCsA

 

[Salty seadog]

Warning - Not safe for @Markymark

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/art...9s/eight-things-yorkshire-has-given-the-world

No need to thank us...

Ok, at least they didn't mention the awful tea.

 

[alicat]

Me, obviously!

Can't make Yorkshire puddings to save my life, though.

Oh and I can't stand Yorkshire tea.

 

[TVC]

Not a very inspiring list is it.

 

[gavroche]

Is that it?

 

[perplexed]

They learnt from the masters - the Scottish.

I think it's a jealousy thing with the Scottish - must be why we have lots of 'em living here, trying to get in the 30 years residency (minimum) before we graciously bestow honorary citizenship upon them.

 

[perplexed]

Is that it?

Nah, teaser list...

 

[biggs682]

What about Mr G Boycott does he count ?

 

[Randomnerd]

Oh dear @perplexed. You might as well just stick up a sign at your nearest packhorse bridge "Trolls Welcome". Why you want to peddle this Auntie Beeb claptrap is beyond me. It's as pap-filled and nonsensical as Nora Batty's cranium. Excuse me while I hide in the pantry, flagellate mi'sen wi' a Fat Rascal on a rope, consoling myself all t'while that I too can fart all the verses - and t'chorus - of Jerusalem after only one jug of mi' old Ma's gravy.

 

[Venod]

 

[Markymark]

Yorkshire is a good boogieman to keep my kids out of trouble.

Work hard and earn lots of money kids else you may end up having to live in Yorkshire.

 

[TVC]

Yorkshire is a good boogieman to keep my kids out of trouble.

Work hard and earn lots of money kids else you may end up having to live in Yorkshire.

That's just cruel, social services will have you for that.

 

[Randomnerd]

You forgot the ferret and the whippet....

What were i thinkin'? Must've been that day last weeek when I went to't' coal hoil wi'aht me cap. Snow's nithered me brain ti mush.