Haggis pakoras and haggis naans are...

Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Mate, I drink Laphroaig. I have no problem with strong tastes, provided they're pleasant.
Which is where Haggis is full of purest fail.
When did Laphroaig ever taste pleasant...........? :huh:
 
OP
OP
vernon

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Mate, I drink Laphroaig. I have no problem with strong tastes, provided they're pleasant.
Which is where Haggis is full of purest fail.

There your problem lies. After swilling diesel oil masquerading and marketed as a drinkable commodity, you are left unable to savour the fine nuances of haggis. Strong tastes? Away with you man and take the faux macho diesel swilling with you.
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
Moderator
Location
The TerrorVortex
When did Laphroaig ever taste pleasant...........? :huh:
diesel oil masquerading and marketed as a drinkable commodity
It'll be Talisker next, then there's no way back.........
BURN THE HERETICS!!!

It's maybe a trifle assertive, for the unrefined palate.
Actually, I was in a Scottish bar last summer, on the way back from the Hebrides, and I was trying to choose a Scotch from the vast array on offer.
So I asked the barman, and told him I normally drink Laphroaig or Caol Ila.
"Oh, hard man!" he replied and passed me a Lagavulin 16 year old, which was highly pleasant.
A Scot thinks I'm hard! I've rarely felt so proud :biggrin:
 
OP
OP
vernon

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
It's true. After a Talisker has belted your chops, there's really no point contemplating anything else.

Apart from suicide to ride yourself of the foul taste.
 
OP
OP
vernon

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
And there I was thinking you were a fellow with a refined palate.

That said, at least you appreciate the rare taste of haggis. Enjoy the rest of your time in Glasgow.

I have an image to maintain. :thumbsup:

I've been known to own and drink Islay single malts.

I get my kicks from absinthe now.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Because its made from the most tasteless grit they can lay their hands on:biggrin:

That wasn't grit, those were the poisoned pellets your lady added. Unfortunately for her, they didn't work! :whistle:

Tasteless grit?? May I suggest she never made it properly?? (Quite how its possible to obliterate the taste so well I'm not sure though).


Haggis is great stuff!! Oh and I like Talisker too (along with Lagavulin, Laphoraig etc etc) :blush:
 
Last edited:
[QUOTE 2949783, member: 1314"]He's in Glasgow![/quote]

So we are in fact discussing Haggis that has deep fried in batter...

Batter and deep frying are(allegedly) the preferred cooking method of Glaswegian chefs. Fusion cooking is simply taking a foreign delicacy coating it in batter and deep frying
 
Top Bottom