Hahaaaarrrrrrr! Tis 'Talk like a Pirate Day'........

[Threevok]

Along a long plank I reckons.

Nope

 

[Cheddar George]

I genuinely didn't realise until I was about 18 that Pirate talk stemmed from the Cornish accent. Despite me being raised in Devon and being 1/4 Cornish

I bet you just mix the jam and cream together and slap it on.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I bet you just mix the jam and cream together and slap it on.

No, I'm not a monster. Cream always goes on first, that way it melts into the pasty....

 

[roadrash]

3.14 % of sailors are pi-rates

 

[Threevok]

I genuinely didn't realise until I was about 18 that Pirate talk stemmed from the Cornish accent. Despite me being raised in Devon and being 1/4 Cornish

In which case, perhaps you can settle and argument for me

How is it pronounced - Scone or Scone ?

 

[roadrash]

what do you call a stupid pirate...…..the pillage idiot

 

[I like Skol]

What is the pirates favourite shop?




Aaarrrrgos

 

[MikeG]

I can't do an Ethiopian accent........

 

[Threevok]

I can't do an Ethiopian accent........

Strange

My post was Somali

 

[Globalti]

"Massive Chinese industrial fishing boats have looted my traditional fishing waters leaving no fish and my children are starving. I have no choice but to risk my life in a rickety boat and try to hijack a big ship in the hope that its fabulously wealthy owners will give me some money".

 

[MikeG]

Strange

My post was Somali

I can't do Somali either.

 

[Dirk]

'tis the only place to be for victuals an' grog today!

 

[Tail End Charlie]

Rattle the bones of ol' Mendoza. Tis a fair wind blowing' up round these parts.

 

[byegad]

Haar! Roger the cabin boy and Avast behind! Belike wi' a curse.

 

[Dirk]

Serving wench looks like hers 'ad a rough passage....