And something for the weekend sir

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I used to get my hair cut by a barber in Hebden Bridge. I noticed that when he finished the men ahead of me in the queue, he always used to ask them
"Anything for the weekend, sir?"
This went on for a year or two and I started to get curious about what the subject of that question was. Eventually, I mentioned it to an older man at work and he started laughing ...
"He's asking if they want to buy some condoms!"
Okay, I thought ...
But then -
"Hang on, why doesn't he he ask me if I want to buy any condoms?"
A voice rang out from behind a partition -
"Come on, Col, you hardly look like somebody who'd been needing condoms at the weekend!"
Much hilarity around me ...
