Has anybody ever actually spat tea all over their keyboard?
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wafflycat
New Member
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- middle of Norfolk
yes...
Arch
Married to Night Train
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- Salford, UK
No, but whenever I have spaghetti bolognaise (like tonight) I have to wipe tiny dots of tomato sauce off the screen...
RyanW
The abominable Bikeman
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only once, rather interesting Display Picture in MSN of a friend. I drink tea with about 1KG of sugar in it. so im still trying to get it back to normal
2Loose
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Tubbs said:I started laughing when drinking wine once which resulted in a rather flattering episode of wine coming out of my mouth and nose and all over my screen and keyboard.But not tea no...
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Not tea, but a spray of red wine outlined my monitor against the wall once.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
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- Over the Hill
Nope. But nearly. Self control you see 
Errr.... nope. It's just a metaphor isn't it? Like we used to say, "split one's sides": didn't mean the next appointment was major surgery! And as for the phrase "to have kittens" ...
Mind you, I have upset coffee over my desk - usually it works its way under the piles of papers thereon. Usually as a result of my nodding off at work.
...Mind you, I have upset coffee over my desk - usually it works its way under the piles of papers thereon. Usually as a result of my nodding off at work.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
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Arch said:
FTFY
XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
No, but once I peed on the keyboard ...
... and I liked it!
... and I liked it!
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
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- SE London, Bandit Country
I've sprayed tea over the screen of my laptop before, considering the amount of tea I consume it was odds on to happen someday.
I believe it was over something Abitrary had posted.
I believe it was over something Abitrary had posted.
automatic_jon
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Not spat, poured. And poured tea, from a teapot, into the cd drive of my laptop once too.
Not a laptop but... Was sitting in a car with two girls, when one of em cracked a joke, just after the driver had swigged out of her can of pop. The ensuing projectile tango had us in stitches for month's to come. She spat it everywhere, all up the windscreen and everything.
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Quite dreadful
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- lost somewhere
Tea? Never.
Canned lager is quite another story.
Canned lager is quite another story.
