Has anyone ever tried/accidentally tried to kill you... Other than Doctors?

[Drago]

The Provisional IRA had a go.

The guy that assaulted me and ended my police career had a go.

Numerous motorists have had s go.

They've all failed like the losers they are.

 

[palinurus]

Only drivers

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I nearly killed one of my teachers when I was a child!

"It parted his hair"

Love it! 😆