Well I'm sorry for being in my twenties! I'm afraid that I don't have a crusty 1960s tourer to ride because I wasn't around in the 1960s to buy one. Should I crawl back under my rock, do a few overpriced sportives and leave Audax to the beardy weirdies?
It's best just to ignore the carbon fascism and grumpy old men who want audax to stay in the 1970s. If they want to see audax die off then they are going the best way about it. I ride events almost exclusively in the South Midlands and Mid-Wales, nearly all include an ecclectic mix of riders, most of whom are welcoming irrelevant of age, colour or make of bicycle and that is the way it should be! Nearly all are well patronised and well organised and geared towards encouraging riders of all capabilities.
The most enlightning audax I participated in this year was LVIS's Barry's Bristol Ball Bash. Lots of cyclists of all capabilities, riding on carbon, ti, steel, aluminium; participants were all ages, racers, traditional audaxers, plodders and triathletes. It was an all inclusive event of over 400 participants. The best thing about the event was its friendly,
fun and inclusive atmosphere. They set a high bench mark and one that my own club's events would struggle to match.
So keep up with audaxes - bring along your friends and ignore the old grumps. Others should stop condemning younger riders for packing in good times on long distance endurance events, not condemn them but honour their athleticism. Audaxing should be for the next and current generation and not those who want to keep it in the past. Times move on and audax needs to move with it - and I believe that it is.
..... I own a big spoon by the way

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