Have I missed something?

[tdr1nka]

I saw a Polish reg'd white van, heavily laden. I was on my bike, and gradually caught up with it (it was a'spluttering and a'coughing) and it appeared to be full of leeks. Quite bizarre!

Wasn't a plumbers van then?

 

[Fnaar]

Wasn't a plumbers van then?

Very good! Combines the Polish motif with a plumbing -related quip... made me smile.

 

[walker]

I saw a Polish reg'd white van, heavily laden. I was on my bike, and gradually caught up with it (it was a'spluttering and a'coughing) and it appeared to be full of leeks. Quite bizarre!

you sure it wasn't Welsh?