Having a crush, being in love, in lust...

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Don't ... it's one of my fasting days! Even worse - it's a fasting day where I have 120 g of Lidl chocolate left over from the day before.

Not to worry! I'm always willing to help out (I'm good like that)..

 

[Andrew_Culture]

[QUOTE 2299681, member: 1314"]Is that the kind of poetry you used to romance her? And it worked? [/quote]

I seduced my wife by drinking a bottle a bottle of vodka with a friend who lived in the same student halls as her, well I guess it wasn't the drinking that seduced her but it was the tipsy insistence at joining her in her room and taking the time to name all her soft toys whilst talking about Star Trek. I also offered to roll her a ciggie with a teabag because we'd run out of tobacco. 18 years later we're still getting better all the time

 

[ColinJ]

George Melly said that he was relieved when his libido eventually started to wane. He said that it was like being unchained from a lunatic.

The lunatic still whispers in my ear from time to time but at least he doesn't shout any more!

 

[ColinJ]

George Melly said that he was relieved when his libido eventually started to wane.

I thought that had happened 12 years ago but I discovered that it was only due to being depressed about my big relationship bust-up and becoming very fat and unfit. After a couple of years, I was getting over the trauma, had lost nearly 5 stone in weight, and had got very fit. I was sitting in a crowded pub one night and suddenly realised that I had started 'looking' again. I didn't consider that to be A Good Thing - a little voice in my head said "Oh crap - here we go again"!

 

[Smurfy]

George Melly said that he was relieved when his libido eventually started to wane. He said that it was like being unchained from a lunatic.

Like being unchained from a lunatic? That's a bit strong isn't it? Who doesn't enjoy the slightly sick feeling in the pit of their stomach when they see and think of their crush?

 

[ColinJ]

Like being unchained from a lunatic? That's a bit strong isn't it? Who doesn't enjoy the slightly sick feeling in the pit of their stomach when they see and think of their crush?

Er, hello ...!

 

[Crackle]

George Melly said that he was relieved when his libido eventually started to wane. He said that it was like being unchained from a lunatic.

I wouldn't go as far as calling Crock a loony, unusual maybe but loony is a bit harsh.

 

[Smurfy]

Er, hello ...!

I guess some people like roller-coasters, and some don't!

 

[ColinJ]

I guess some people like roller-coasters, and some don't!

That's actually an interesting point - I have always hated rollercoasters, or any other 'white knuckle' rides. I suppose it is a similar kind of feeling to a mad crush and I don't like it. I like to be on an even keel and not have that feeling of control being ripped away from me.

Funnily enough, I'm perfectly okay doing over 50 mph downhill on my bike, but I'm the one steering and operating the brakes. I'd hate to be on the back of a tandem!

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I guess some people like roller-coasters, and some don't!

I like the ones with trustworthy safety systems

 

[Smurfy]

I like the ones with trustworthy safety systems

You mean marriage, a mortgage, 2.4 kids, and guaranteed nooky?

 

[Andrew_Culture]

You mean marriage, a mortgage, 2.4 kids, and guaranteed nooky?

And a wife who understands n+1

 

[Smurfy]

And a wife who understands n+1

Swoon!

 

[ianrauk]

I wouldn't go as far as calling Crock a loony, unusual maybe but loony is a bit harsh.

Have you ever met Crock? No I don't think you have.
Loony is a very apt description for the...well Loony.
But he's our Loony and a lovely loony at that.

 

[Crackle]

Have you ever met Crock? No I don't think you have.
Loony is a very apt description for the...well Loony.
But he's our Loony and a lovely loony at that.

I'll put it on my bucket list. He's not far away, Cammell Laird's.