Actually, he doesn't - he lives in Great Harwood!accy lives in accrington
... but i don't live in Accrington (I live in the borough of Hyndburn which has Accy as its capital). I live 4 miles from the town centre of Accy,where the Wetherspoons is.They were going to open one up here in Great Harwood, in a closed down Nat West bank, but they didn't get planning permission.
Or a box of them off the back of a lorry - but these days more likely the SIDE of one, having caused much expense and inconvenience with a sharp blade:probably removed from stolen bikes!
Or trading standards saw itHmmmm . I can only assume they've all been sold.