Helmet found,after hours of searching

[Accy cyclist]

I lost my helmet the other day. With it being a bank holiday weekend i couldn't work out where i'd been to take it off and leave it. I searched the house but no luck. I went to the local Aldi store yesterday and low and behold i saw it there on a pile of compost bags. It must've been there untouched for 2 days at least. How lucky is that,i ask?!

 

[PeteXXX]

I see the opportunity for a Kickstarter initiative here!

Findmyhelmet.com

 

[Drago]

Had it grown at all on the compost?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Had it grown at all on the compost?

 

[Tin Pot]

You obviously wear a much desired plastic hat.

I also suspect sales of compost at Aldi aren't what they were hoping for.

 

[Drago]

I was in Aldi then other day.

"Hi, I'd like some compost please."

"No problem Sir. How many scoops would you like?", said the chap as he brandished his trendy Giro branded scoop.

 

[Tin Pot]

I lost my helmet the other day. With it being a bank holiday weekend i couldn't work out where i'd been to take it off and leave it. I searched the house but no luck. I went to the local Aldi store yesterday and low and behold i saw it there on a pile of compost bags. It must've been there untouched for 2 days at least. How lucky is that,i ask?!

It is indeed lucky, perhaps a sign that your luck is turning..?

 

[Slick]

I once new a truck driver who set his specs on the step of his truck. He drove 55 miles over a hilly twisting road, and when he got out the other side of his journey, the specs were still there.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I once new a truck driver who set his specs on the step of his truck. He drove 55 miles over a hilly twisting road, and when he got out the other side of his journey, the specs were still there.

I've put pairs of shoes,cups of coffee even some fish and chips in a wrapper,on top of my car, then found them still there 5 miles later.

 

[Accy cyclist]

It is indeed lucky, perhaps a sign that your luck is turning..?

That's about as lucky as it gets for me.

 

[Accy cyclist]

That's the last place I would have suggested you look.

it was there,on the bags as i walked in. You couldn't miss it! I mentioned it to the staff. They just looked and shrugged their shoulders.

 

[Tin Pot]

I've put pairs of shoes,cups of coffee even some fish and chips in a wrapper,on top of my car, then found them still there 5 miles later.

Woah there speedy Gonzales!

 

[confusedcyclist]

Beats the time I left mine in a steaming pile of horse sh*te.

 

[Lonestar]

I once new a truck driver who set his specs on the step of his truck. He drove 55 miles over a hilly twisting road, and when he got out the other side of his journey, the specs were still there.

What? No-one nicked them?

 

[Drago]

They weren't his specs. They'd come off an illegal immigrant as they fell from the moving truck.