Helmet found,after hours of searching

[classic33]

Beats the time I left mine in a steaming pile of horse sh*te.

Daft place to leave it.

 

[classic33]

I see the opportunity for a Kickstarter initiative here!

Findmyhelmet.com

A joint venture with Porteus you mean?

 

[Slick]

They weren't his specs. They'd come off an illegal immigrant as they fell from the moving truck.

Immigrants wouldn't venture this far north, too cold for them.

 

[Drago]

Immigrants wouldn't venture this far north, too cold for them.

Aye, Luton doesn't get the best weather.

 

[Dayvo]

Thought you were going to say that you were wearing it!

Wouldna surprised me!

 

[KnackeredBike]

You can't even give them away.

 

[Crackle]

You could have left it in the cheese section.

 

[Tin Pot]

I left my helmet on the drive one time.

Got to the race and had to borrow a stranger's daughter's helmet and race in that.

Happy times.

But the helmet was still on the drive when I got home.

 

[classic33]

I left my helmet on the drive one time.

Got to the race and had to borrow a stranger's daughter's helmet and race in that.

Happy times.

But the helmet was still on the drive when I got home.

How many pieces?

 

[marshmella]

I once new a truck driver who set his specs on the step of his truck. He drove 55 miles over a hilly twisting road, and when he got out the other side of his journey, the specs were still there.

I bet he never saw that outcome