Help and advice needed.....

[raleighnut]

My wife is not allowed the remote controls and even if she did, she couldn't work out how to change the source to be able to change from Sky to Netflix.

Maz just jabs at buttons randomly until something happens, this often results in me being frantically shouted to sort things out as she's missing whatever it is she wanted to watch. Oh for the simpler days of 4 channels and 'Videoplus'

 

[johnblack]

Maz just jabs at buttons randomly until something happens, this often results in me being frantically shouted to sort things out as she's missing whatever it is she wanted to watch. Oh for the simpler days of 4 channels and 'Videoplus'

If my wife forwards through the commercials we will then miss the next five minutes of the programme we were watching. She will then rewind, press play and we will end up watching the adverts anyway.......she runs an IT dept.

 

[MntnMan62]

If my wife forwards through the commercials we will then miss the next five minutes of the programme we were watching. She will then rewind, press play and we will end up watching the adverts anyway.......she runs an IT dept.

Now that's scary.

 

[Arjimlad]

Sounds like you need a panic-room for these moments. A safe space where you run no risk of being disturbed by this codswallop.

Like a garage or shed, with a beer fridge & comfy chair, workbench, shelving for toolboxes and suchlike. Preferably with WiFi. Something like this but with aforesaid soft furnishings installed and your own TV.

 

[Archie_tect]

If my wife forwards through the commercials we will then miss the next five minutes of the programme we were watching. She will then rewind, press play and we will end up watching the adverts anyway.......she runs an IT dept.

Are you sure- have you asked her where the internet is yet?

 

[johnblack]

Are you sure- have you asked her where the internet is yet?

I hear her talking about that kind of thing on Teams all day, her office (upstairs) is right above mine (dining room), she is also the heaviest typist I've ever heard, her keyboard takes an absolute walloping!

 

[raleighnut]

If my wife forwards through the commercials we will then miss the next five minutes of the programme we were watching. She will then rewind, press play and we will end up watching the adverts anyway.......she runs an IT dept.

Maz was a Digital Records Designer for BT/Openreach.

Head of a IT dept. you say,

View: https://youtu.be/iDbyYGrswtg

 

[matticus]

Happy International Mens Day, chaps!

 

[johnblack]

Maz was a Digital Records Designer for BT/Openreach.

Head of a IT dept. you say,

View: https://youtu.be/iDbyYGrswtg

That really isn't too far off.

 

[Nigeyy]

I don't need to, as instead of a six pack I have a beer barrel.

Get working on that 6 pack (clearly not Budweiser or Coors Light) 👍

 

[Nigeyy]

I can always trust you Drago

This is bad, very bad indeed. Any man that has to resort to asking me for advise is in a very dark place.

Have you considered faking your own death and running off with an 18 year old Vietnamese lass? I would suggest one who was born as a girl, but whatever takes your fancy.

 

[Drago]

Sounds like you need a panic-room for these moments. A safe space where you run no risk of being disturbed by this codswallop.

Like a garage or shed, with a beer fridge & comfy chair, workbench, shelving for toolboxes and suchlike. Preferably with WiFi. Something like this but with aforesaid soft furnishings installed and your own TV.

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Oh goodness gracious me. Ive just come over all unnecessary!

 

[Arjimlad]

Oh goodness gracious me. Ive just come over all unnecessary!

It's my Zoom background for court hearings.