Help me write a reply to a newspaper

[jimboalee]

If you see a dead crow lying in the hedgerow, that is the perfect article to nail to their doorframe.

If he's half a journalist, he'll understand what it means.

 

[SavageHoutkop]

yes, seems the only columns to make it onto the site were a selection from 2006/7; nothing more recent that I can find.

 

[swee'pea99]

Sir

Might I suggest that as a professional journalist you might like to acquaint yourself with one or two basic pieces of terminology which you may encounter in the course of your 'career'. 'Non sequitur' for example. And 'knobhead'. Definitions are readily available on the web.

Not at all, glad to help.

Yours...