Help needed.

[postman]

Could someone suggest a way i can get rid of the old man that lives inside my bathroom mirror.Every morning as i go for a shave,he appears,i know my eyesight is dodgy.But this old bloke is well quite disturbing.Baggy eyes scraggy neck double chin.I have no idea why he has took up residence in our bathroom.So any incantations i can use would be gratefully received.

 

[Mo1959]

Think his wife has moved in here!

 

[Pikey]

Grow a beard, you wouldn’t need to look in the mirror shave then...

 

[Dirk]

Could someone suggest a way i can get rid of the old man that lives inside my bathroom mirror.Every morning as i go for a shave,he appears,i know my eyesight is dodgy.But this old bloke is well quite disturbing.Baggy eyes scraggy neck double chin.I have no idea why he has took up residence in our bathroom.So any incantations i can use would be gratefully received.

You could always accidentally slit his throat whilst you were shaving.
That'd learn him.

 

[Cycleops]

And I always that gent with Boy Scout hat in your avatar was you

 

[fossyant]

Could someone suggest a way i can get rid of the old man that lives inside my bathroom mirror.Every morning as i go for a shave,he appears,i know my eyesight is dodgy.But this old bloke is well quite disturbing.Baggy eyes scraggy neck double chin.I have no idea why he has took up residence in our bathroom.So any incantations i can use would be gratefully received.

Same here and I'm only 50. Still feel 20, until I do a major DIY job, then feel 150.

 

[welsh dragon]

Don't look in the mirror. Just feel your way round your face.

 

[midlife]

I shave in the shower, can remember the last time I looked in a mirror to do it lol

 

[Sharky]

Don't worry about that old bloke, it's this one you should worry about

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Don't worry about that old bloke, it's this one you should worry about

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Where has @classic33 gone

 

[classic33]

Don't look in the mirror. Just feel your way round your face.

You shave often then?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I think you need one of those mirrors from the funfare

 

[welsh dragon]

You shave often then?

No. Not often.

 

[Donger]

Grow a beard, you wouldn’t need to look in the mirror shave then...

Didn't work for me @Pikey . I'm currently sporting a full beard ... an attempt at a hipster.Unfortunately it is a white one. Mrs Donger says I look like Buster Merryfield, and it has to go. Now.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Shave facing away from the mirror