Hit by a bottle of piss

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Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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Craggy Island
What he said!
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
About the worst I've had was a water balloon thrown at me from a balcony above my head. It missed and landed as a small explosion beside me. The person who had thrown it had obviously gone away as I never saw anyone responsible.

I was also pished at the time, so I proceeded to tell people walking past, but, anyway, the less said about that the better......


This was at the 'Squinty Bridge' at the SECC.
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
My elderly mum got soaked by a shower of piss when she was walking through her local town centre. She was just passing a multi-storey car park so I reckon it was kids with a super-soaker, little feckers.
 

sunnyjim

Senior Member
Location
Edinburgh
This was a craze with kids in Edinburgh for a while , dropping ah - refilled bottles on cyclists from bridges over old railway line paths. Seems to have stopped now on the bits of path I frequent -so just the usual summertime spate of smashed no-deposit bottles to worry about now.
 

Matthew_T

"Young and Ex-whippet"
Last summer I had someone squirt me with water but that is about it (apart from being spat at twice) but I wouldnt be surprised if the lemmings that live in Rhyl near me would start doing these primatial actions.

What surprises me though, is that we are the only species to throw urine at each other and yet we are not that far away from monkeys who throw fecal matter at each other.
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
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Ovver 'thill
Last summer I had someone squirt me with water but that is about it (apart from being spat at twice) but I wouldnt be surprised if the lemmings that live in Rhyl near me would start doing these primatial actions.

What surprises me though, is that we are the only species to throw urine at each other and yet we are not that far away from monkeys who throw fecal matter at each other.
What, you mean the only species except for tigers, rabbits , hippos, various apes, dogs, cats, deer, Germans.........
 

Cubist

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Ovver 'thill
Cats tend to be quite secretive about it, unlike people with German accents in 1980s films.
 
Slightly OT
Passing a pub when a pint of beer was thrown, amidst much merriment from a group of lads sitting and eating a meal. !

Stopped round the corner, phoned pub and spoke to manager, explaining that the Police were being informed and that I was also making a formal complaint to the licensing authority as they had failed to "prevent a public nuisance".

Two minutes later one irate manager and 4 lads ejected - not even allowed to finish their meals!

Sometimes revenge is simple.
 
'Hard shoulder lucozade' is a fairly common sight in our neck of the Fens, favourite of Spanish/Portugese lorry drivers delivering/collecting fruit & veg to/from the local growers/factories. Never been hit by a bottle of it though, you must have a particularly charmless species of chav/ned up your way......
 

Linford

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I had a bottle of flavoured water poured over me by some teenagers hanging out of their mates mums car a few years ago not far from my house and they then disappeared into a nearby trading estate (it was too new to be the drivers, and not covered stupid stickers and cheap stick-on tat). Was the only time I've ever considered using my 4x4 in anger. Rode home, got the car and went looking for them, would have made a mess of theirs if I'd have found them - proper red mist moment :blush:
Looking back, I'm glad I didn't as the blood sugars were low, I was not really on an even keel at the time and my response would not have been proportionate to the provocation.
 

ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
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Rides Ti2
On a FRNttC to Southend a few years ago, some maggot in Eastern London thought it was funny to throw a bottle of piss at the passing peleton. Just missed me but hit soemone else. The scrote ran away which was lucky for him really as I don't think he would have been able to the same again with two broken arms.
 
'Hard shoulder lucozade' is a fairly common sight in our neck of the Fens, favourite of Spanish/Portugese lorry drivers delivering/collecting fruit & veg to/from the local growers/factories. Never been hit by a bottle of it though, you must have a particularly charmless species of chav/ned up your way......

East Yorks council were cleaning up verges out of Hull (A63) a month or so back, reckoned they found around 700 bottles as well as all the other crap thrown from vehicles. Foreign trucks coming off the ferries and left hand drive + bottles of piss. Don't think it's a coincidence.
 
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Deleted member 20519

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In all seriousness, I hope you've reported this to the police. Even with a make, model, colour and year they can narrow the possibilities down. You might be lucky and get a bored copper on a quiet night duty do a bit of digging and turn up trumps.

I've contacted Strathclyde Police but there isn't much they can do with a generic description of the car. It's in an area where there isn't any CCTV cameras so they probably won't follow up.
 
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