Hit by a dead fish...

[Aperitif]

Clam up doc!
I know it is the defendant's gut reaction to blubber about his position but he's having a whale of a time. There's something susfishious going on and we need to trawl the depths to knock him off his perch. Leave no stone unturned (check for dabs again) and let's have 'im for dinner by Fryday. Any questions? You can speak to me manta man don't forget...

 

[Aperitif]

I'm a bit peche wary Uncle...it's the way I was bred...

 

[Aperitif]

We're having a fish ball Noodles! Where are you? Come on - let's be 'avin' you...(© Delia Smith)

 

[Aperitif]

10/10 - at least we're not talking about murder laws...

 

[Mscott]

THE END

 

[Aperitif]

THE END

Fin?

 

[Landslide]

Surely not Mr 'Teef!

However, should you choose to leave, the dors'al close behind you.

 

[Sittingduck]

Looks like this has re-surfaced.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Looks like this has re-surfaced.

This thread had it's plaice

 

[Sittingduck]

What's your angle, Netty?

 

[Crackle]

Who dredged this up?

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

What's your angle, Netty?

Not sure how to tackle this one.

 

[Sittingduck]

Who dredged this up?

You set the bait in the other thread and once I cast an eye over it, I was hooked. Thought long and hard about whether to reply, always good to mullet over.

 

[thom]

More floundering around or will someone play a new tuna ?

 

[Sittingduck]

Looks like nobody is biting.