Hit in Face Whilst Stood in Stationary Traffic @ Tower Hill This Morning

[NorthernDave]

How's the bike?

 

[PeteXXX]

Did you tell it to pluck off!

 

[Dogtrousers]

Coo

 

[steve50]

No point getting in a flap over it, I bet you were spitting feathers ...............

 

[fossyant]

Hope you haven't hurt Percy. He's my dive bomb trained Pigeon. He is supposed to poo on cars, but I recon his eye sight isn't too good and flew a bit low.

Duck next time, or you'll be Goosed and dead as a Dodo !

 

[ChrisV]

I'd it redresses the balance, I was playing golf 2 years ago when I topped a 3 wood and my ball shot off at waist height like a bullet, only for it to career into a seagull and knock it clean out.

It was kind of twitching when I got up to it, so I took a 9 iron out my bag to put it out its misery, only for it to make a miraculous recovery and fly away!

 

[fossyant]

I'd it redresses the balance, I was playing golf 2 years ago when I topped a 3 wood and my ball shot off at waist height like a bullet, only for it to career into a seagull and knock it clean out.

It was kind of twitching when I got up to it, so I took a 9 iron out my bag to put it out its misery, only for it to make a miraculous recovery and fly away!

Then it circled and pooped on you !!! Bloody vindictive are gulls.

 

[spen666]

I was ready and waiting for the pigeon today.... He's not so hard when his victim is waiting and ready for him. I noticed he was hiding today, but he did have a group of his black mates waiting for me... I think they are a local gang known as the Ravens... they were hanging around looking intimidating

 

[raleighnut]

I was ready and waiting for the pigeon today.... He's not so hard when his victim is waiting and ready for him. I noticed he was hiding today, but he did have a group of his black mates waiting for me... I think they are a local gang known as the Ravens... they were hanging around looking intimidating

Are you sure they weren't Egrets.

 

[gavroche]

[QUOTE 4204926, member: 45"]I've got him busy doing other stuff today. He's been tasked with delivering a message to @gavroche over The Channel.[/QUOTE]
He will have a very long flight then cos I live in North Wales.

 

[subaqua]

[QUOTE 4205404, member: 45"]The Bristol Channel, of course.[/QUOTE]
thats still a bloody long flight

 

[spen666]

thats still a bloody long flight

Who said the Pigeon was flying? The lazy bugger is probably travelling by train

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I've had a Pigeon attempt to fly through my front wheel....................................Unsuccessfully

I've had that, it survived though minus a lot of feathers