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Hold on to your crotch....

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mr Phoebus, 10 Aug 2007.

  1. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

  2. Christopher

    Christopher Über Member

    Snerk! It so reads like one of Palin's 'Ripping Yarns', especially the very last paragraph!
     
  3. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    Awwww, I don't think he's that ugly, even if his best friend is a pig!!
     
  4. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    You don't say! :biggrin:

    I bet when it gets a cold, it dribbles more than Jamie Oliver! ;)
     
  5. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    My two favourite parts:

    "While we were there, sitting by the fire one night, I saw an extraordinary-looking dog that appeared to have two noses. I was sober at the time..."


    "Xingu's best friend is apparently a wild pig called Gregory, and the two animals "rule the roost" in their village."
     
  6. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    how does he smell?
     
  7. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    If he has twice the smelling capacity of normal dogs, perhaps the breed could sniff out those on drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Location:
    York, UK
    I say, I say, I say, my dog's got two noses...

    "Double-Nosed Andean tiger hound"? No wonder it's rare, I don't think tigers live in the Andes...
     
  9. Flying_Monkey

    Flying_Monkey Toll Collector on the Road to Nowhere

    I think I smell a rat rather than a tiger... ;)
     
  10. gbyers

    gbyers New Member

    Location:
    Leeds
    I thought the thread tiltle referred to zimzums avatar. ;)
     
  11. Pandaboy

    Pandaboy New Member

    Because the Double-Nosed Andean tiger hounds have eaten them all ;)





    Probably.
     
  12. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Like a filthy hound.
     
  13. barq

    barq Senior Member

    Location:
    Birmingham, UK
    Jamaica?