Hotties giving me Kudos and arse pics!

[Deleted member 1258]

I sometimes get this on facebook, usually a friend request from a pretty, scantily dressed young girl, what they want with a 66 year old granddad I haven't got a clue, its flattering, but ends up with the friend request being deleted by me.

 

[mjr]

Wow. So it's come to strava. Ugh. Well, they want to be a proper social network I guess this is the price.

Come next election we'll all be bombarded with kudos from Russian botnets, appearing to come from Jeremy Corbyn.

At least Corbyn is a cyclist but I doubt he's on Strava...

 

[Tin Pot]

...of the sort you never see in the wild.

Love it.

 

[Blue Hills]

I sometimes get this on facebook, usually a friend request from a pretty, scantily dressed young girl, what they want with a 66 year old granddad I haven't got a clue, its flattering, but ends up with the friend request being deleted by me.

I get many quite bizarre friend suggestions on FB, which I find encouraging. They clearly know so little about me. Though some of the suggestions seem to be folk with odd second names like supertran. Can only think that they have picked up on my Italian interests as they are very popular there. For a long time it kept telling me I might know a dead person. I did when he was alive.

 

[mjr]

It's better in real life!

Our group rides have sometimes been cheered and applauded, most memorably on Norwich Road in Wisbech by loads of teenagers, probably the year of Froome's first Tour win. No backsides shown, thankfully.

Of course, when it's fancy dress or in wellies, it's a bit more understandable, but that definitely wasn't.

 

[Blue Hills]

It's better in real life!

Our group rides have sometimes been cheered and applauded, most memorably on Norwich Road in Wisbech by loads of teenagers, probably the year of Froome's first Tour win. No backsides shown, thankfully..

I think they were probably taking the p mjr though perhaps with good humour.

 

[mjr]

They queue-up for the Bidet....

Russian? Not Roman Bidet, who's hoping to depose Tom Dumpoolin at the Giro, so I mishear...

 

[mjr]

I think they were probably taking the p mjr though perhaps with good humour.

We'll take the applause any way we can get it Our pootleton is highly unlikely to get much Strava kudos... even the Holland Hundred seems to have settled (congealed?) to a route including a bangers+beans cafe stop and a pie and pub afternoon rest...

 

[jefmcg]

At least Corbyn is a cyclist but I doubt he's on Strava...

I picked at random. The most obvious alternative was Boris, but he's a cyclist too. Ditto re: stravy

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I have a perfect arriss.

Okay people, whatever you do please take his word for it. The last thing we need is a challenge resulting in him posting pictures!

 

[Bianchi boy]

I`ve just had one !! in line with the title of this thread

 

[Gravity Aided]

Same here. For a 7 mile ride, a shakedown cruise on the Facet, but it's already been removed. I've seen that keester in the French maid outfit somewhere before...

 

[Arjimlad]

I have looked in vain for kudos from unknown hotties (to be distinguished from kudos from known hotties) but then realised my profile is set to allow only pre-approved "followers".

 

[Welsh wheels]

Well I have just had a kudos from a 'Maria Bridges' with very large clearly visible um 'assets'. Bit concerning that Maria ( read hairy male Eastern European hacker) managed to find this ride even though I have tight privacy settings.

 

[jefmcg]

Well I have just had a kudos from a 'Maria Bridges' with very large clearly visible um 'assets'. Bit concerning that Maria ( read hairy male Eastern European hacker) managed to find this ride even though I have tight privacy settings.

Are your rides private? If not, they can be found by looking at the segment leader boards.

Edit: Is this her? She seems to keep pretty busy.