How do you become a Moderator

[dellzeqq]

pound to a penny yours goes before mine.........................

 

[Greedo]

pound to a penny yours goes before mine.........................

Well we'll see. If I was a mod I'd keep it in and that my good man is my point. It's only banter!

 

[mr_cellophane]

It is quite easy to become one really - so long as you don't look too closely

 

[Shaun]

It is quite easy to become one really - so long as you don't look too closely

Brilliant ...

Si ... Greedo ... chill pills all round I think?

 

[Greedo]

Brilliant ...

Si ... Greedo ... chill pills all round I think?

No worries Shaun. It's only a laugh. No chill pills needed!!!

 

[Shaun]

I was really more concerned about Si, what with him being a moderator and all ...

 

[Auntie Helen]

Greedo - the moderators on this board are, to a man and a women, of the finest intellect and blessed with the most exquisite good looks. Their athletic prowess is legendary. They quote Goethe and Proust with the best of them and rumour has is that each and every one of them posesses sublime insight in to lovemaking. I'm told that their wisdom is sought after by philosophers, politicians and bookmakers - it's a FACT that the currency markets don't make a move until the mods (rhymes with gods) have offered an opinion on the strength of the dollar.

Can't tell you how delighted I am to read this, especially as I've met you so clearly am the person on which all these statements are based. Perhaps.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

What about ex-moderators? Surely we are an even rarer breed than moderators?

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

What about ex-moderators? Surely we are an even rarer breed than moderators?

He is an ex-Moderator, he is bereft of power, he's typographically pushing up the semi-colons... </Monty Python>

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

This reminds me of the prefects badges at school. Do mods also get cap with a tassle? Ex mods like FM could have one with a different colour.

In fact, the more I think about it, the more scope there is for these tags. There could be the following (expecially for P & L:

Rabid commie
Neo fascist bastard
Purveyor of smut and filth
Malevolent old git

I'm sure that there are more.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Oh - Hi there Patrick. I've been missing you since I came back. Hope all is well.
You didn't have an "incident" with Arch did you?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Oh - Hi there Patrick. I've been missing you since I came back. Hope all is well.
You didn't have an "incident" with Arch did you?

I wouldn't even dream of putting my sweaty hand on her alabaster knee.

 

[Crackle]

This reminds me of the prefects badges at school. Do mods also get cap with a tassle? Ex mods like FM could have one with a different colour.

In fact, the more I think about it, the more scope there is for these tags. There could be the following (expecially for P & L:

Rabid commie
Neo fascist bastard
Purveyor of smut and filth
Malevolent old git

I'm sure that there are more.

A blue badge for that.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Well I have a couple of Audax badges. Can I use those?

 

[Arch]

Can't tell you how delighted I am to read this, especially as I've met you so clearly am the person on which all these statements are based. Perhaps.

I was impressed he got it right, and he's never met me!

Patrick, just make sure you have a J cloth to hand to polish the sweaty mark off....