Had a guy overtake and his passenger shouted something out the window in a feable attempt to scare me. The overtake itself was ok, but no need to be an idiot really.
So, I give it legs and catch up with him. I ask him to wind the window down and said "Are you going to apologise?",
Him: "What for?"
Me: "Shouting out the window"
Him: "Who shouted?"
Me: "Either you or her <passenger>"
Him: "No, its loud music" .. turns music up and dances like an idiot
Me: "Its on camera, and its got a microphone - the shout is very clear"
Him: "A camera! Do I care? does the MG infront care? Do you have lights on your bike? You can get a fine for that"
I lost my temper at this point and let loose
Me: "Its f**king daylight you d**khead - I dont f**king need lights"
Him: "Haaa, you called me a d**khead and its on camera"
Me: "I dont give a s**t, your a d**khead and thats a fact </Jeremy Kyle>"
All the way through he found it funny, and was taking the p*ss to be honest. This really touched a nerve and hey ho, its a learning curve. Next time Ill just p*ss through his window
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(joke)