How many freinds have you got?

[ComedyPilot]

TWO. (drums fingers)

I want more by the time I get back from Bavaria.

You've got a week.

 

[GentleBenn]

I Bear ed my soul 2 pages ago... and only snapper stepped forward !
It's a cruel world ( buries head in hands ) !

 

[badkitty]

I Bear ed my soul 2 pages ago... and only snapper stepped forward !
It's a cruel world ( buries head in hands ) !

Oh for heaven's sake....
*clears throat and stands up straight*

Dear Gentlebenn, will you be my friend?

I would have rushed forward earlier, but I thought you would be innudated, or of a more discriminating disposition....

Kind Regards,

Badkitty.





ps . if you reject me I will lots....

 

[Crackle]

Make sure it's on 3 week probationary period. If he posts anything you don't agree with ........... schniiick <sound of knife across throat>

 

[badkitty]

Thanks Crackle. Sound advice.

 

[snapper_37]

*shakes head*

That Crackle person flogged me sh*t gloves and still doesn't want to be my friend! I feel a real tantrum coming on. Badkitty - stay away, stay way!








PS - the gloves are really nice to be honest, now I have broken them in, so to speak

 

[GentleBenn]

Thanks for the warnings ,but i'll make up my own mind(there's always the ignore list) and well, you can never have too many friends! So Kitty,thankyou

Have a bear hug !(squeeze)

 

[badkitty]

Thanks for the warnings ,but i'll make up my own mind(there's always the ignore list) and well, you can never have too many friends! So Kitty,thankyou

Erm...I think the lovely Snapper was actually warning me to keep away from Crackle...but have to say, I am deeply concerned that the ignore list has been mentioned so early in our fledgling friendship. It doesn't bode well....

People usually wait for at least a week before ignoring me

Thanks for the hug though...

 

[Crackle]

*shakes head*

That Crackle person flogged me sh*t gloves and still doesn't want to be my friend! I feel a real tantrum coming on. Badkitty - stay away, stay way!








PS - the gloves are really nice to be honest, now I have broken them in, so to speak

Checks friend list.................I thought you were there Snapper: Wait....... rectified (If you'll forgive me and accept my request that is). You were on my contacts you see, thought you were on my friends list too


By broken in. You mean snotted all over them don't you. Anyway I thought you'd bought a bigger pair?

 

[badkitty]

*shakes head*

That Crackle person flogged me sh*t gloves and still doesn't want to be my friend!

Aw Crackle, why don't you want to be Snappers friend?
If you need a reference, I can provide one.
Go on - put her out of her misery.Please...

 

[GentleBenn]

Erm...I think the lovely Snapper was actually warning me to keep away from Crackle...but have to say, I am deeply concerned that the ignore list has been mentioned so early in our fledgling friendship. It doesn't bode well..../quote]

I must have missread it sorry... Dont be concerned i'll never use it really......
(Looks about in a secretive way) ...whats that crackle like.. sounds a bit scary, (knife across throat).. has anyone gone missing off this forum before?

 

[badkitty]

Shhhhh!

Nobody. Ever. Went. Missing. Ever.

Got that?

 

[GentleBenn]

(Backs out really slowly......) Ok Kit....(runs like hell)!

 

[spandex]

Now that is just being greedy!!!

Well you are one of them

 

[snapper_37]

What is going on?

Now that the crackle has finally added me as a friend (oh you were a contact snapper blah blah, yeah right ), he is a super kind of chappy.

Crackle - I bought the women's equivalent but they were a bit small. The glvoes off you are fab now - will probably come in really useful when I have to abandon the car and walk home later.