BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
Q: How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune?
A: All of them, evidently.
Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What do you call a successful guitarist?
A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
Q: What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit?
A: “How do you plead? …”
Q: What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A: A guitarist who’s told too many drummer jokes.
Q: How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb?
A: He holds it and the world revolves around him.
Q: How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?
A: Nobody knows.
Q: Why was the amplifier invented?
A: So the guitarist would have a place to put his beer.
Q: What did the blues guitarist’s tombstone read?
A: “I didn’t wake up this morning.”
Q: What’s the difference between a Lead Guitarist and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
A: All of them, evidently.
Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What do you call a successful guitarist?
A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
Q: What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit?
A: “How do you plead? …”
Q: What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A: A guitarist who’s told too many drummer jokes.
Q: How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb?
A: He holds it and the world revolves around him.
Q: How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?
A: Nobody knows.
Q: Why was the amplifier invented?
A: So the guitarist would have a place to put his beer.
Q: What did the blues guitarist’s tombstone read?
A: “I didn’t wake up this morning.”
Q: What’s the difference between a Lead Guitarist and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.