How many of us are expecting?

[Mad Doug Biker]

Vegetarinism eh? They can teach me about recipes etc, although I imagine the farts must be quite something and could be a potential hazard up a chimney, but hey, I'm a rich one to talk, so, umm, ok

 

[Sandra6]

<<gets onto parcel force about delivery options>>

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I don't really have 'owt to contribute to your conversation, I just wanted to say that I'm very much enjoying it

 

[fossyant]

Nope, (two already at 11 and 9) - I've been told I need to go and get 'fixed'.

 

[Herr-B]

Nope, (two already at 11 and 9) - I've been told I need to go and get 'fixed'.

I had my little girl (two older step kids too) and then got 'fixed', quite annoyingly my wife tells all and sundry that I've had my balls chopped off - I can assure all that they are still there and just a little bit of tubing is missing!

Top tip after - wear tight pants, don't think 'I'll be alright with these boxers'.

From dog and bone, using Tapatalk2.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

<<gets onto parcel force about delivery options>>

How very Dickensian of you, you should pat yourself on the back and I'm sure they will be chuffed to bits when you tell them!!

 

[fossyant]

I had my little girl (two older step kids too) and then got 'fixed', quite annoyingly my wife tells all and sundry that I've had my balls chopped off - I can assure all that they are still there and just a little bit of tubing is missing!

Top tip after - wear tight pants, don't think 'I'll be alright with these boxers'.

From dog and bone, using Tapatalk2.

I've followed the 'threads' on this side a few times, but my time is up. I've said not till autumn anyway.

 

[SavageHoutkop]

Ahhh, so nothing complicated like 25 cell divisions and 4 limbs then.

No, but once you start in the maternity care thing you learn all sorts of medical abbreviations. Doctors/midwives quote you in weeks + days pregnant (we're not going to go into where they count from, that gets more complicated) so you are always something like xx weeks + yy days.
Although we've had the 20 week scan where they check that all sorts of things are present and OK, and there are indeed 4 limbs!

 

[Sandra6]

I don't really have 'owt to contribute to your conversation, I just wanted to say that I'm very much enjoying it

Perhaps you could contribute mad Doug's address, he's gone all quiet about taking delivery of these children.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Ha, ask Pat!

 

[postman]

Mr and Mrs Postman aged 62 and 55 are expecting delivery very soon of a large skip anytime this afternoon .

 

[AnythingButVanilla]

I'm expecting a pair of shoes through the post and a new bathroom courtesy of the landlord but very definitely no babies.

Congratulations to all who are though.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Congratulations to all those expecting and parents of those recently "arrived".

My son (and heir, as he reminds me from time to time) is 24 now. I had the snip many years ago, so definitely no more, ta very much!

As others have said on here, enjoy the youngster stage, it is absolutely great (with a few noisy/smelly downsides). Having said that, I've now got a very good friend who just happens to be me boy too!

 

[BrumJim]

BrumWife is due on 9th December.
He was practicing his pedalling technique and keeping my wife awake last night.

 

[SavageHoutkop]

He was practicing his pedalling technique and keeping my wife awake last night.

Strangely, that is sortof what my kicks feel like too if they are on the one side...