How should one verbally fornicate on this forum ?

[XmisterIS]

This is the correct way to "verbally fornicate" on the forum!
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x01WeAUkfm8

 

[PpPete]

to go back to the OP. You start with a few lines of verse. Somebody responds with a few more lines of verse. There's a brief flurry or allusion, metaphor and simile grounded in tactile things, with much mention of curves, breath, softness and the occasional bit of hardness. There's some staccatto exchanging of short sentences, then a lot, and I mean a lot, of punctuation. After that there's some gentle correcting of grammar and spelling, and fond farewells, with promises that are rarely kept.

You forgot the lubrication !
and no, for the last effing time, WD40 is not a lubricant.

 

[theclaud]

to go back to the OP. You start with a few lines of verse. Somebody responds with a few more lines of verse. There's a brief flurry or allusion, metaphor and simile grounded in tactile things, with much mention of curves, breath, softness and the occasional bit of hardness. There's some staccatto exchanging of short sentences, then a lot, and I mean a lot, of punctuation. After that there's some gentle correcting of grammar and spelling, and fond farewells, with promises that are rarely kept.

At last the OP gets the response it has been waiting for...

 

[Yellow Fang]

With regards to the OP, fornicating is not the same as f******. Copulating is the same as f******. Fornication is having sex with an unmarried woman.

 

[Dayvo]

Just looking for Yenners!

He did flounce, but hopefully he still visits from time to time and might make a comeback!

I liked him, anyway!

 

[Crackle]

Just looking for Yenners!

He did flounce, but hopefully he still visits from time to time and might make a comeback!

I liked him, anyway!

Me too Dayvo but sadly I think Yenners was banned and I think the increasing complaining in his posts showed he was getting a bit frustrated with the place. He's on Twitter if you do a search for him.

 

[Dayvo]

Me too Dayvo but sadly I think Yenners was banned and I think the increasing complaining in his posts showed he was getting a bit frustrated with the place. He's on Twitter if you do a search for him.

OK, thanks, Crackle! He might have 'chilled' a bit by now; hopefully he'll return.

Don't do Twitter, BTW: email is about as advanced as it gets for me!

 

[zimzum42]

He's on Facebook too, PM me if you want a link to his profile

 

[cookiemonster]

Erm...have I missed something?

Why are posts being triplicated and what's with the admin warning?

 

[TVC]

Erm...have I missed something?

Why are posts being triplicated and what's with the admin warning?

Have you checked the posting dates?

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Clown

 

[Dayvo]

Erm...have I missed something?

Why are posts being triplicated and what's with the admin warning?

Check the date!

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Clown

 

[Dayvo]

Clown

That's great, coming from Noddy!

 

[DiddlyDodds]

That's great, coming from Noddy!

Opps meant to say "Clockwork Clown"