The family lugger is currently an ancient Zafira.
Now 10 years old and wearing it well, with 180,000 miles.
It always did the 7-up thing and carried roof boxes and bikes and sometimes surf boards.
It is full of dried leaves and mud from billions of trips to the dump, to builders' merchants and to architectural salvage yards.
Lately, it's been doing a new trick: With all the rear seats folded away, it takes 2 occupants and 2 road bikes to races, with the bikes held in place (upright, minus front wheel) by the outer middle seatbelts attached to the rear seatbelt buckles. Snug as a bug.
No pissing about, no putting things on the roof, no worries about bikes moving in transit - and it takes about 10 seconds per bike.
I hate GM. I hate Vauxhall/Opel.
But... For sheer, unpretentious, anonymous, hardy, practical, capacious, no-messing-around, do-all, carry-all whizziness... the Zafira does very well.