How will you die?

[hopless500]

Drowned by Morgan Freeman in my bedroom

 

[Drago]

On top of Carol Vorderman.

Sounds good to me!

 

[brand]

On the way back from the pub. Happy chappy!

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

So I'm ok if Morgan Freeman never enters my bedroom with a sheet of A4. Phew!

 

[cookiemonster]

[QUOTE 3529900, member: 9609"]I have always worried about freezing to death up in the hills, sounds an awful way to go; But apparently when you go into hypothermia you can start to feel warm comfortable and sleepy, it has been known for casualties to have been in some state of undress, even naked when found. Difficult to believe, but I know of this happening. So if you carry a small bottle in your pack for that wee dram at the bothy, your chosen demise may not be such a bad way to go after all.


And in answer to the OP - I'm not going.[/QUOTE]

One of my close friends commited suicide on a mountain in the Cairngorms in 1999. He was diagnosed as a Schizophrenic and hated being 'abnormal', his description.

His body was found with an empty bottle of vodka and an empty bottle of his medication by walkers.

 

[pubrunner]

[QUOTE 3529900, member: 9609"]

I have always worried about freezing to death up in the hills, sounds an awful way to go; But apparently when you go into hypothermia you can start to feel warm comfortable and sleepy, . . . . . . .

[/QUOTE]

Just once, I was close to this ^^^ situation. I'd did an event called the Mickleden Straddle Fell Race and the amount of snow and the cold, made conditions very difficult indeed. I just couldn't get warm at all, during the race and I was beginning to feel something close to desperation. More than once, I seriously considered just curling up in the snow and having a good sleep.

Although it was only 13 miles, the race took nearly 2.5 hours; this specific event was mentioned in the book 'Feet in the Clouds' and it describes how quite a few runners suffered from hypothermia. I've done hundreds of races over the years at distances of up to 35 miles, but this was far worse than anything else that I've done.

 

[colly]

How will I die? No idea, but I hope it's unexpected.






...........and in the distant future. A bonus would be something to do with sex as well.

 

[Broughtonblue]

Not sure exactly how, but given how I'm feeling now it could be soon

 

[colly]

Not sure exactly how, but given how I'm feeling now it could be soon

Don't say that mate. You feel bad now and that's understandable but there is a whole wide world out there just waiting for you to explore. Things you have always wanted to do, places to see and experience, people to meet. Look past your present awful predicament and see what might be.

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

Trampled to death by Emma Watson on a beach in Florida.

Now, where do I sign up?

I reckon trampling you to death must be hungry work because she's going to eat me to death on a lonely Island.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Trampled by groot in walmart.

Wtf is a groot?

Also, wtf am i doing in walmart?

 

[John the Monkey]

Wtf is a groot?

I AM GROOT

Anyway, that aside, if the implications of this intrigue you, the Machine of Death might be up your street. An anthology of stories based on the premise that a machine can, infallibly, predict the manner (but not time) of your death.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Ive been close a lot of times ..id prefere a suprise if im honest or while asleep

 

[the_mikey]

Stared to death by Kim Jong Un on the street in Tokyo...

 

[Mrs M]

Hoping Mr M and myself will just drift away together, after we've sorted care for whatever furry friend(s) we have at that time.
Probably won't be as straightforward though, nothing ever is.