How will you die?

[tyred]

Hanged by Angelina Jolie in Walmart

I really must give up these extreme sexual fetishes before it goes wrong.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Suddenly and violently if the planned Planet X frame arrives while Mrs SJ is home.

 

[Venod]

Killed during sex with Angelina Jolie on a beach in Florida

 

[ACS]

Driven over by Kim Jong-Un on top of the Eiffell Tower.

Which is dissapponting as I had planned to die of friction burns and heart strain.

 

[Roadrider48]

Trampled to death by my mother on the streets of Tokyo.
Thank god my first name doesn't start with a T.

 

[Mireystock]

Heart attack/brain implosion after telling my son to pick up Lego/toys/clothes/his stuff off the floor for the billionth time.



It won't be long now...

 

[jonny jeez]

Like my uncle, peacefully in my sleep...not screaming in panic like his passengers.


Still chuckle at that one

 

[Speicher]

I will just never wake up on the 0600 to St Pancras.

.....and there will be a fat, drunk, snoring banker cuddling up next to you.

Rocky, I thought you had retired.

 

[classic33]

Killed during sex with, and Godzilla in the Whitehouse.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'm in for a fisting apparently.

 

[Sea of vapours]

Stared to death by Emma Watson on a desert island.

Result

 

[hoopdriver]

At the age of 107 - shot by a jealous husband

 

[Mireystock]

I just don't dare clicky on that link. Mrs Mireystock is bound to come across it and get the wrong idea...

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

err - mine is not really repeatable on a family forum

 

[Smokin Joe]

err - mine is not really repeatable on a family forum

You can PM it to me...