How's my cycling? If you have any reason.....

Discussion in 'General Cycling Discussions' started by Accy cyclist, 20 Jul 2012.

  1. I was sat behind a delivery van last night, i noticed they had one of those "How's my driving? If you have any reason to blah blah, then call .....
    I reckon that as a novelty someone should sell cycling jerseys with such messages on the back. What would you like printed on your top, and if the(sometimes irate) motorists were to call your number what would they say?:laugh:
     
  2. sidevalve

    sidevalve Über Member

    "Wobbly old git - I need lots of space" seems about right for me !
     
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  3. compo

    compo Veteran

    Location:
    Harlow
    I would have a premium rate number on my top so I get a share of the call costs, then I would go out and ride like a total pratt so as to generate lots of irate calls.
     
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  4. Reiver

    Reiver Ribbit, Ribbit.

    Before my brain transplant I was a lunatic in a white van, I once printed out one of those "Hows my Driving" signs and gave the number from a porno web site w*nk line costing £1.50 per minute - I have always wondered if anyone ever phoned up.
     
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  5. Melonfish

    Melonfish Evil Genius in training.

    Location:
    Warrington, UK
    hows my cycling?
    dial 0800-ipayroadtax
     
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  6. Sandra6

    Sandra6 Veteran

    Location:
    Cumbria
    I'm tempted to have "if you can read this, back the **** off!"
    I have seen some good ones with "give me 3foot" and similar on.
    And one for the kids that says "My daddy cycles more miles than yours"
     
  7. Arjimlad

    Arjimlad Tights of Cydonia

    Location:
    South Glos
    For tandem riders, the old "If you can read this my wife's fallen off" is always worth a laugh...

    As for me - perhaps "my other bicycle is a car"

    or perhaps

    "My exhaust is not emissions tested - allow at least 10 yards behind"
     
  8. Boris Bajic

    Boris Bajic Guest

    I used to see a motorcycle courier blatting up and down the Cromwell Road with a big,red sign on the rear of his top box:

    I Brake for the Hell of it.
     
  9. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    "If You Would Like A Good Time, Phone 0900........."
     
  10. xpc316e

    xpc316e Senior Member

    I like 'How's my cycling? Phone 0800-DILLIGAF'
     
  11. TonyEnjoyD

    TonyEnjoyD Veteran

    Stay back - noxious exhaust
     
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  12. defy-one

    defy-one Guest

    Learner rider - keep your shiny barge away from me!
     
  13. Biglad82

    Biglad82 Active Member

    <<<<<< WIDE LOAD >>>>>>

    Or

    ..If you plan on been this far up my arse, you should have used lube..
     
  14. Ah, I get it NOW
     
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  15. Biglad82

    Biglad82 Active Member

    That makes sense now lol
     
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