I am going to start a Charity.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by postman, 11 Jul 2012.

  1. postman

    postman Legendary Member

    Meanwood ,Leeds
    I have been thinking about this for a while now.Having two teenage daughters of my own has brought it home to me.
    It's title is going to be Teenagers belt up.
    I am going to give away free belts to teenagers with low slung pants.What is that all about?

    Any more ideas out there in CC land.
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  2. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    A health promotion charity, funded by Loctite, which hands out red stickers to put on the windscreens of cars parked outside fast food drive-throughs, particularly McDonalds and KFC...
    The promotion to be called, 'Adults Really Should Exercise'
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  3. accountantpete

    accountantpete Legendary Member

    the Healthy Organic Lettuce Eating Society is interested in teaming up with Archie's charity.
  4. ohnovino

    ohnovino Large Member

    Here's a poster for your charity:

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  5. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Resistance is futile! Moderator

    I'd like to provide van drivers with hands-free kits, as it appears not one of them can afford one.
    Similarly with mini-cab drivers, only they'll need driving lessons too.
  6. Night Train

    Night Train Maker of Things

    Greater Manchester
    Maybe with all the staff training that employers like putting their staff through, driving lessons should be high on the list for those who have company vehicles!
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  7. Friz

    Friz The more you ride, the less your ass will hurt.

    Sure I'll help. I still got a few "fat belts" from before I started cycling that I'd be willing to donate for the cause.
  8. Nihal

    Nihal Veteran

    Ooh,ooh can i give the name please

    "Postman's Charity for Those Who say Yes,Butt"
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  9. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Craggy Island
    3 mins onwards:

    View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhEJ00F1dyU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  10. Nihal

    Nihal Veteran

  11. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Craggy Island
    I'm sure you'll learn all about that School soon! :laugh:
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  12. Nihal

    Nihal Veteran

    Rather not for now;)
  13. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Craggy Island
    ....Either that or look at an Anatomy textbook!
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  14. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Craggy Island
    I propose a merger with my charity to get underwear back to where it should be, under your wear.

    This charity is called the British Underwear Movement, and I am from the Scotish area, so it is BUMS.

    I'll get me coat.
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  15. subaqua

    subaqua What’s the point


    Charity Against Slung Hipsters. I will be the treasurer, send the cheques to me. to save ink use the acronym :smile:
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