I am tempted by this.

[Dave7]

How does the front mudguard fit ?

 

[Kajjal]

Intelligentized welding technology is a very advanced process if you were living in the 1850's.

 

[Stinboy]

To be fair, Intelligentized Welding Technology is actually the kind of crapola that appears, courtesy of marketing departments, on proper bikes.

Expect to see it being emblazoned on cannondale/spesh/giant etc frames as 'IWT' unless this chap patents it first