I am WVM

[mr_cellophane]

At least till Christmas. So watch out
Picked the van up at Vauxhall so I was on the lookout for a recumbent so that I could star on youtube.

 

[jonny jeez]

At least till Christmas. So watch out
Picked the van up at Vauxhall so I was on the lookout for a recumbent so that I could star on youtube.

Ahhh the satisfaction of driving a van. I have access to the works WV (thunderbird 5!) and occasionally like to move over to the dark side myself

 

[Wades]

Have you applied for your complementary dashboard copy of the Sun/Sport and incinerated you right arm in the oven for an hour or so for maximum credibility?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I was WVM for about four years, then I got made redundant.

 

[semislickstick]

I once was overtaken by a WVM that left me loads of space and didn't harasses me while he waited for a safe place to do it. I know...I know!!! I actually felt I should compliment on his driving!

Hook up your camera on the inside of the van Is it nature or nurture?

 

[mr_cellophane]

I was WVM for about four years, then I got made redundant.

I am WVM because I got made redundant

Hooking up my camera would provide lots of clips for Silly Cyclists

 

[Jezston]

White Van Man Cam would be funny. Do it!

 

[400bhp]

Mr Sellotape - please cease from posting on here. Your TYPE aren't welcome around these parts.

 

[YahudaMoon]

And don't forget to never park it outside your own house

 

[mr_cellophane]

And don't forget to never park it outside your own house

It is round the corner. I can't get the hang of parallel parking it

 

[semislickstick]

It is round the corner. I can't get the hang of parallel parking it

Oh just double park it and stick your hazards on.....overnight.

 

[mr_cellophane]

Oh just double park it and stick your hazards on.....overnight.

I can go better than that, it has an orange light on the roof.

 

[XmisterIS]

It is round the corner. I can't get the hang of parallel parking it

That reminds me of the time many years ago that I rented a Luton van to move between flats when I was a tennant. I hadn't quite cottoned on to the fact that a Luton is half as wide again as a car ... I came round a left-hand corner on a narrow road, mounted the pavement and missed a pedestrian by about a foot! My mate who was in the passenger seat leaned out of the window to take a look back and nonchalantly said, "yep, he just shat himself".

 

[Cubist]

That reminds me of the time many years ago that I rented a Luton van to move between flats when I was a tennant. I hadn't quite cottoned on to the fact that a Luton is half as wide again as a car ... I came round a left-hand corner on a narrow road, mounted the pavement and missed a pedestrian by about a foot! My mate who was in the passenger seat leaned out of the window to take a look back and nonchalantly said, "yep, he just shat himself".

I reckon you missed an opportunity posting that. If you'd substituted the word pedestrian for cyclist, you'd have engendered a 16 pager that the mods would have had to pull the plug on because of the death threats!.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Not that I want to generalise or anything but if you do park it outside your own house make sure it's either far enough into the road to obstruct other road users or it's over the pavement enough so that buggies and wheelchairs can't get through - an experienced van driver, parking at a jaunty angle, will be able to achieve both at the same time.