I awoke aged 69.

[Oldbloke]

Best wishes @postman

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Happy Birthday postman, have a great time. I'm only a couple of years behind you 67 last December.

 

[Slioch]

HBTY
HBTY
HBDP
HBTY

 

[Threevok]

HB Postman

 

[Slioch]

That sounds like the beginning of a riddle.

I awoke aged sixty-nine
With a wife who was not mine
Between us had we children three
Who never sat upon my knee

What am I?​

This ones driving me nuts, Can you do a "spoiler" for the hard of thinking please?

 

[winjim]

This ones driving me nuts, Can you do a "spoiler" for the hard of thinking please?

It's not actually a riddle. I was just illustrating how I thought the thread title sounded like one.

 

[roadrash]

happy birthday @postman ,

 

[Dave7]

Too many 69rs on here for old farts .
I woke like that nearly 3 years ago (72 in 12 days).
Happy birthday to you.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Happy Birthday @postman

 

[Andy in Germany]

Happy Birthday Postman.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

This ones driving me nuts, Can you do a "spoiler" for the hard of thinking please?

It's a gate isn't it obvious?

It's not actually a riddle. I was just illustrating how I thought the thread title sounded like one.

ssshhhh don't tell anybody

 

[biggs682]

Congrats

 

[Slioch]

It's not actually a riddle. I was just illustrating how I thought the thread title sounded like one.

Doh!

 

[Old jon]

Happy birthday!!

 

[screenman]

Happy Birthday I hope you enjoy the rest of the day along with all the many years in front of you.